Well, that's my summer holiday uniform officially sorted, then. I've grown tired of plain and striped swimwear I think - when it comes to poolside attire, I'm opting for outrageous upon outrageous print. To be worn together for maximum blinding effect, I'm reckoning. Printed Cotton-Jersey T-Shirt and Short-Length Printed Cotton-Blend Swim Shorts, both by Dolce & Gabbana from MR PORTER. But more importantly, where to decamp to this year? A Greek island? The south of France?